Killer Condom is one of the best queer movies ever. I haven't seen Brokeback or Milk, but it has to rank up there.
The plot, from wiki:
Set in the seedy parts of New York City, Killer Condom follows gay detective Luigi Mackeroni (Samel), who has been hired to investigate a series of bizarre attacks at the Hotel Quickie in which their male guests have all had their penises mysteriously bitten off. While at the crime scene, he enlists the services of a beautiful young gigolo named Bill and invites him up to the crime room. Before the two men engage in sex, a carnivorous, living condom interrupts them and bites Mackeroni's testicle off.
Now on a personal vendetta, Mackeroni begins his lone quests to not only bring a stop to the rash of condom attacks, but also face his true feelings towards Bill the gigolo. Soon, the detective learns that the pernicious prophylactics are actually genetically-engineered creatures, part of a vast conspiracy of a religious cult bent on ridding the world of sexual deviants.
Earlier today, this week, whatever, I have been a bit paranoid and maybe a little bit of a hypochondriac. I've been getting bad bruises again for no reason and my body feels exhausted. I think it's because my roots are growing out. That's the obvious answer. I have neglected my hair and a mousy shade of light chestnut has creeped out of my scalp. Hopefully I will have time to take care of this tomorrow, because I don't think I will enjoy my 4th of July, whatever it may bring, in such poor health.
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